Title: Every man needs a wife LIFE THIS 👏 Source:
Benny Johnson URL Source:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wggkdpv0x48 Published:Nov 19, 2023 Author:Benny Johnson Post Date:2023-11-19 19:18:19 by Esso Keywords:None Views:266 Comments:13
I had a married ex-girlfriend show up last night from 40+ years ago. She was mad at her husband and wanted to teach hubby a lesson or something. She cried on my shoulder all night, and went away this morning.
No, there's was no sex.
Her boys are through college. Maybe she was trying to get her youth back.
I would've been happier talking to Dakkie when he called.
Felt good having someone holding me for the first time in almost a year, though.
“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy… but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
Sue, a calm, respectable and understanding lady went Into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his Eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need Cyanide?"
Sue replied, "I need it to poison my husband, Phil."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord Have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, That's against The law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds Of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
Sue reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of Phil in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Oh, You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy… but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
Neil. I'm sittin' here in my storage unit so MotherFuckingly lonely thinking that I might die.
Don't forget about me.
(Edit) I think I'm mad at Daria because she knew and I gave her an easy out, but she got the shots, regardless...
“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy… but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
I told my sister that my goal is to see "Big Mike" close the books on the US before I die.
“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy… but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#7. To: TommyTheMadArtist, Lord Commander of the Apocalypse, 4um (#6)(Edited)
Save me Tommy...
Fuck it, my buddies with their $80,000 trucks don't care. I've got my $9,000 clown car.
My house cost me less than $25,000 in the late 70s.
“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy… but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy… but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy… but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy… but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
I'm not yoo nigaa, Esog! I'll slit your fucking throat! Just like every other site that has banned me!
Frank Bank, Frank Bank, Frank Bank, Frank Bank
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
