Title: Why Would ANYONE Do This? Especially NASCAR? 🤡 Source:
Mark Dice URL Source:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IISa5SMXKdU Published:Aug 29, 2023 Author:Mark Dice Post Date:2023-08-29 14:27:18 by Esso Keywords:None Views:81 Comments:2
Poster Comment:
NASCAR lost me for good with the Bubba Wallace "noose" hoax a few years ago. The only thing they're good at is fuckin' up now.
I think they want black fans for that great day that Cadillac makes its return after 72 years.
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
10 - Have to sit upright while driving 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat. 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music. 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time. 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr. 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race. 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho. 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition. 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways.
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs