GOOOOOOOD MORNING BIDET-NAM! This is your pilot speaking, Cap'n Brandon. I thought I'd start out our flight of fancy today with a piece of obscure USSR history about trains, because we all know who is unnaturally enamored with Choo-Choos, don't we, Jo-E-Bay-Bee? Yesterday's flight started out from a movie set in the desert SW and took us deep into Russiagate territory uncovering what looks suspiciously like another one of Hillary's revenge killings, which may leave Jack Ryan, CIA analyst, the Hunt for Red October guy, AKA Alec Baldwin in some legal jeopardy, but I doubt it.
My night table reading is indicating a busy flight today with some interesting waypoints along the way. The view out the hangar door at the secret airbase on the back shore of Lake Logan, tells me that we had a hard frost last night, which flight service failed to mention, so we'll have to look out for ice on the wings.
The pre-flight inspection is done, so let's strap this bird on and see where this non-sanctioned flight takes us. Have fun and thank you for flying Air America.
Let's divert from our flight plan for a bit so I can introduce you to my buddy's friend, Aleena. She's a real trooper and total babe! She can by my interpreter any damn day.