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Title: Turtle Gets into a Kerfluffle with a Stupid Woman About Mickey the Pug
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Published: Jun 26, 2009
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2009-06-26 15:07:54 by Turtle
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Comments: 7

I've had Mickey the pug, who is a one-eyed rescue pug, about four months. Since it's summer, I shave his fur once a week to about a millimeter long. I pour water on him, and keep fresh water in my van. I have ice-cold AC in the van.

Today, I got out of my van for five minutes to go into a store. It's not like I can take Mickey in there. I leave both front windows down, poured cool water on him, and parked in the shade.

When I came out, a woman, about 40, was standing by my van. The front door was ajar, which meant she had opened my door. She was on her cellphone. She was wearing sunglasses.

As I walked to the van, she said to me, "I've called the police about you leaving your dog in this heat."

I don't tolerate anything off of anyone. I checked her out, then said, "Lady, I suggest you mind your own business, like maybe the fact you are divorced because you have no ring on your finger. If you have boys they're in trouble, aren't they? Drugs? On psychiatric drugs? You know why? Because anyone who would do something like this is an unfit mother. You don't know anything about me or my dog, and the police will do nothing to me."

She looked shocked and took a step backward. Then she said, "You just wait until the police get here!"

I told her again the police would do nothing to me, but since I had other things to do, I wouldn't be here when they showed up.

Then I left.

She opened my door and apparently got in my van.

I told a friend about it and he said he had seen similar things, always involving stupid women sticking their nose into things they know nothing about and which are none of their business.

The first coins in the U.S. had "Mind Your Business" on them. They should still have them.

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

I told a friend about it and he said he had seen similar things, always involving stupid women sticking their nose into things they know nothing about and which are none of their business.

Correct. No one really gives a shit about you and your pugantics.

“Some say that the age of chivalry is past, that the spirit of romance is dead. The age of chivalry is never past, so long as there is a wrong left unredressed on earth.” Charles Kingsley

Clitora  posted on  2009-06-26   15:19:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Clitora (#1)

Correct. No one really gives a shit about you and your pugantics.

I know you're not very bright, but his comment was about the woman, not me.

There's no place better thanTurtle Island.

Turtle  posted on  2009-06-26   15:47:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Turtle (#0)

~ I listen to a police scanner 5 days per week at work, this is one of the most common calls they get, 2-3 times per day is common "... someone left their dog in the car here at ...", another one is of "... a strange guy with a baseball cap walking down the street ..." ~ guess they feel important being able to call the cops ....


~ the truth will set ya free, but only after it pisses ya off ~

Amandil  posted on  2009-06-26   18:17:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Amandil (#3)

strange guy with a baseball cap walking down the street

Years ago I used to drive a taxi, which I owned. Once I parked it in a neighborhod, then went for a walk. When I came back a cop was there. I asked him what was the problem; he said someone had called the police about a taxi parked on the street. I asked the officer if there was a problem with this, he said no and drove away.

Calling the police about a taxi parked on the street.

Personally, I think the woman I had the argument with was looking for a reason to feel self-righteous. And if she was so concerned about Mickey why didn't she take him out of my open van and put him in her air-conditioned car?

There's no place better thanTurtle Island.

Turtle  posted on  2009-06-26   18:38:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Turtle (#4)

~ yes, they do need a chance to prove how 'good' they are now n then, gain a tale to share at the next social event ... I drove taxi too btw, in Austin, lotsa fun, would do that job for free ifin i didn't have to eat ~ only had one run in with a nosy cop, he spotted a felon in my back seat, pulled me over and arrested him afore he could stick me, that was kinda kewl ...


~ the truth will set ya free, but only after it pisses ya off ~

Amandil  posted on  2009-06-26   20:28:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Amandil (#5)

Self-righteous people looking for trouble so they can feel good about themselves are one of the banes of the world, and I'm sure has been for thousands of years.

There's no place better thanTurtle Island.

Turtle  posted on  2009-06-27   8:50:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Turtle (#0)

She opened my door and apparently got in my van.

She wants you. Take the hint..............;)

Sarajevo  posted on  2009-07-07   0:00:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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