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Separated at brith?
Post Date: 2023-10-18 21:12:46 by Dakmar
Poster Comment:I think that's the same guy.
Irresponsible Party Music From Adam 12
Post Date: 2023-09-30 15:35:08 by Dakmar
Everytime Reed and Malloy roll up on a noise complaint, the same crappy hippy music is playing. Not that cops are ever ever called on me, but I wonder if they would appreciate my sense of humor were I to blast this upon their arrival. Poster Comment:
Christine, I Hope You Dance
Post Date: 2023-09-19 06:07:30 by Esso
Poster Comment:The gal at the Eagles Hall in Waynedale was pretty unhappy when I got killed ten years ago while in her Texas Two Step class. There was a woman in Texas I just wanted to have a dance with. I should've blown off taking care of my dying mother. I ended up in the hospital, Mom died anyway. God, the New Haven/Ft. Wayne cops were so mad that I wasn't drinking. I haven't danced for 7+ years. I miss that.
Outraged Conservatives Think Lauren Boebert, Kristi Noem Crossed the Line
Post Date: 2023-09-18 08:23:44 by Esso
Following Representative Lauren Boebert's recent behavior at a theater in Denver and South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem's alleged affair with Corey Lewandowski, a longtime adviser to Donald Trump, some conservatives have taken to social media to criticize their actions. Boebert and Noem, both Republicans, have been the main topic of discussion recently due to their recent alleged behavior. Last Sunday, Boebert was escorted out of a performance of Beetlejuice for causing a disturbance by vaping inside the Buell Theatre. Meanwhile, Noem has faced recent allegations, in which the Daily Mail first reported on Friday, that she has been engaged in a years-long affair with ...
Pacman's Friday Night Feel Sorry Yourself Music Thread
Post Date: 2023-09-15 22:03:50 by Esso
For the 241 Marines, sailors and soldiers that didn't make it back home 23Oct1983 (40 year anniversary this year). To the firemen and medics that cut me out of a 2007 Honda and saved my life 10 years ago. For Dad. You made me become a full-blown man at 15 when you died. I kept the faith. I helped with with the fall of the USSR. To Ramette 5'2" (Cari). The clot-shot killing you even though you didn't know you got it, hurt me the most. I had the rest of our lives planned out. I think you did too. This is for you too, Cari. I miss you so muchPoster Comment:To all my friends that died due to Bidet's vax mandates. The first was Daria (Melissa, ...
Police do care
Post Date: 2023-07-21 16:51:33 by ghostrider
a little something from craigslist joke forum, enjoy. The police department in the small hill country town of Kerrville, Texas, reported finding a man's body last Saturday in the early evening in the Pedernales River near the state highway 87 bridge. The dead man's name would not be released until his family had been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting "someone" in Fredericksburg. When found, he was wearing black fishnet stockings, 10 inch spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 2 1/2 inch false eyelashes, and a Biden T-shirt. The police removed the Biden T-shirt ...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SLING BLADE!
Post Date: 2023-06-06 18:11:49 by Esso
SB was in his late-30s when he became my pseudo-Godson. His little girl was probably about four. What's an ex-Company man supposed to know about kids? Children, so as not to upset StraitGate. "Ewwww, kids are goats, not children!" :) Picture two men standing back-to-back: Man #1 is in his mid-60s, 5'11", 2XL. Man 2 is in his mid-40s 5'8", M. Both men are armed to the teeth, not only with firearms, but with knowledge and a healthy disdain for government. Between the two men is a cute little pre-teen girl being protected from the LGBTQIA+ freaks. That's where Esso, Sling Blade and his daughter stand. Be advised, it's a free-fire zone. When I'm ...
Indianapolis 500 live updates: Results, leaderboard from IMS
Post Date: 2023-05-28 16:36:01 by Dakmar
The crowd at the 2023 Indianapolis 500 was expected by race officials to be one of the biggest in race history, and so far it has not disappointed. Indianapolis Motor Speedway President Doug Boles said earlier this week that it would be nearly sold out, with about 230,000 tickets sold. And that was not counting the Snake Pit or infield. Check out the massive crowd through the eyes of our photojournalists and reporters on scene: Poster Comment:33 alcohol burning cars running open headers about a mile away. 300,000 drunken fans. Helicopters. Blue Angels. Hookers. Fire Trucks. I couldn't hear any of it over the Mexicans a block away.Ok, I heard the Blue Angels for a second while they ...
Friday Night DJLJ Music Thread
Post Date: 2023-05-05 23:27:52 by Esso
Poster Comment:It's been a pretty intense couple days, actually months. THE Big Bank came up with the idea that I was doing something illicit to earn my money. Apparently, if I couldn't account for every dime I've made since high school, ALL my money and investments were going to be seized and I would be turned to the FBI and/or the IRS. Hopefully, after a two hour interrogation, the issue is resolved. There were several NDAs involved. Well, I saw my Godson, Sling Blade (DJLJ, @DJLG on ODYSEE) today when he came to do my, soon to be his lawn. We had an hour or so to talk because he wasn't working tonight. He's a great kid, makes Alex Jones look like a moderate. I had a ...
Fox News Ratings Plunge After Hiring Non-Blonde Anchor With No Cleavage
Post Date: 2023-03-24 14:15:09 by Pinguinite
NEW YORK, NY The reign of cable news giant Fox News may have come to an end after top brass made a possibly-disastrous hiring decision, causing ratings for the nation's most popular news channel to plummet with the hiring of a non-blonde anchor with no cleavage. "Are you from the makeup team?" a confused Bret Baier asked his new, non-blonde co-anchor during the opening segment of Special Report with Bret Baier. "If you're from snacks, I need more mustard pretzels." After being introduced to the odd new TV anchor, Fox News' Dana Perino reacted with a low hiss and her ears flattened back in a threatening manner. Staffers quickly separated the two with ...
"Bruce Gallagan", Space adventurer
Post Date: 2023-02-21 18:48:35 by Pinguinite
Modern sci-fi throwback, 70's style.
Time for 4um domain name renewal
Post Date: 2023-01-24 00:21:48 by Pinguinite
Anyone want to volunteer? It's about $16 bucks per year. I can send details by PM so we won't have multiple people trying to renew at once. Thank you!
The Numbers Station - Full Movie- John Cusack, Malin Akerman, Liam Cunningham
Post Date: 2023-01-22 20:44:50 by Esso
A black ops agent (John Cusack) and a code operator (Malin Akerman) assigned to a remote CIA broadcast station, must work together to stop an attack that could change the world as we know it. You can't link it. Go to source. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lfz4TSCjd0Poster Comment:the "World Factbook" at www.CIA.gov is a great resource, I don't recommend using it too much or too often. You might elicit a visit.
Remaining Avengers Team Up To Battle Snow Plow
Post Date: 2023-01-07 11:16:20 by Pinguinite
LAKE TAHOE, NV Following the horrific accident that sidelined Hawkeye, the remaining Avengers have reportedly joined forces to strike back against the villainous Snow Plow. Earth's Mightiest Heroes have stated they will stop at nothing to exact revenge on the monstrous machine that critically injured their teammate. "An attack on one Avenger is an attack on all of us," said Captain America in a brief statement to reporters as the team prepared to head up the mountain in search of their enemy. "Seeing Hawkeye in that ICU having his hair shampooed in one of those hospital shower cap things was sobering for all of us." Though the world was relieved to hear ...
Merry Christmas Chrissy and Bill (4um's parents)
Post Date: 2022-12-25 00:09:50 by Esso
That'll teach me for trying to be nice...
Post Date: 2022-12-24 18:21:41 by Esso
At times like these, it helps to smile. As if we hadnt already gone through enough in 2022, now a once in a generation winter storm is ripping across the country. Click for Full Text!Poster Comment:MERRY CHRISTMAS 4um!
At The Bakery ~ humor/truth
Post Date: 2022-12-02 13:32:37 by Lod
A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man comes into the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread -- on the very top shelf - he politely says to the young woman, "I'd like some raisin bread, please." She climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, providing the young man with an excellent view, just as he surmised she would. When she comes down the ladder, he says he really should get two loaves as he is having company for dinner. As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of ...
Leonid & Friends : Awesome Real-Music Covers & Vids - A Must Listen / Watch
Post Date: 2022-10-30 12:17:04 by Pinguinite
Got introduced to this pseudo band a couple days ago. They do cover songs, mostly of Chicago, and do a GREAT job of doing it. It's an excellent break from the computer music that's prevalent today as this is all raw talent with very well skilled humans playing great renditions of these tunes and having fun doing it, and it's all video footage from the recording studio. Their are many dozens of these vids doing Chicago covers and a few Earth Wind and Fire mixed in. It seems Leonid has many dozens of musician friends and he picks from them for the making of each cover for the best flavor. Recording quality is also absolutely top notch. I'm not normally a fan of cover songs, ...
Two Steps From Hell: Victory
Post Date: 2022-10-18 20:16:09 by Pinguinite
Cool to see this woman wailing away on kettle drums. This is what I consider the best tune cranked out by Two Steps, and they cranked out a lot of Epic hits. What Elvis is to rock, Two Steps is to Epic. They set the standard.
ELUVEITIE - The Call Of The Mountains
Post Date: 2022-10-06 23:08:29 by Pinguinite
A well done and interesting musical arrangement. A metal song with bagpipes and harp? A good break from watching our gov lead us to nuke war.
Post Date: 2022-10-04 04:21:17 by Esso
BOYS DONT CRY - i wanna be a cowboy 1986
Post Date: 2022-10-03 21:48:32 by Esso
Poster Comment:I loved the 80s.
Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Post Date: 2022-09-15 23:04:22 by X-15
Sep 13, 2022 This couple left California due to the cost of living, crime, taxes, etc. etc. etc. But now they're not so sure they can get used to living in Texas!
Morgan Wallen - Sand In My Boots (Official Lyric Video)
Post Date: 2022-09-13 21:28:35 by Esso
Bonus Question on College Exam - enjoy
Post Date: 2022-08-04 15:13:45 by Lod
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed)or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are oving into ...
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