|
Latest Articles: 4play
Dumb People With No Lives
Post Date: 2013-12-21 10:50:53 by Turtle
11 Comments
One of my friends mentioned he had watched a comedian talk about older retired people, who had no lives, so they spend their times peeking through their drapes: "What's that cat doing on the sidewalk in front of our house? He doesn't live on this street! He's up to no good. He's going to steal our silverware! He's going to rape us! Mabel!!! Call the swat team! WE HAVE A RAPIST CAT OUT HERE!!!" I've encountered these loons more than once. Some years ago I lived in an apartment complex, and the building on my left side had four retired people who had nothing better to do than look through their drapes. One was a spinster and three were retired military, the ...
Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me
Post Date: 2013-12-20 13:06:22 by James Deffenbach
1 Comments
Poster Comment:One of my favorite songs from my "ute."
Did I read that sign right?
Post Date: 2013-12-20 00:22:24 by farmfriend
14 Comments
Did I read that sign right? some of these are old but still funny! “TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW”They really mean it? In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Notice in health food shop ...
Bob Hope Christmas With The Troops
Post Date: 2013-12-19 11:04:28 by Horse
3 Comments
Lol, George Zimmerman's artwork looks familiar
Post Date: 2013-12-17 13:24:36 by Ferret
0 Comments
Over a decade ago the Democratic Underground forum purchased this image from PhotoDisc (now Getty Images) for about $20... And used it on the T-shirts they gave to DU donors... But if you zoom in a bit... And give it a little photoshop magic... Apparently it's now worth around $100,000!
My Mental Age
Post Date: 2013-12-17 08:55:20 by Jethro Tull
19 Comments
http://mymentalage.com/ Poster Comment:I'm 49
On Thin Ice
Post Date: 2013-12-15 19:48:22 by X-15
1 Comments
Poster Comment:That's vodka he's swilling in the bottle: VikingFjord
Seek Ye First/Canon In D
Post Date: 2013-12-15 18:15:35 by Artisan
2 Comments
Seek Ye first the kingdom of God, And His righteousness, And all these things, shall be added onto you, Alleu, alleuia Man shall not live by bread alone, But by every word That proceeds from the mouth of God Alleu, Alleuia Ask and it shall be given unto you, Seek and ye shall find. Knock and the door shall be opened onto you. Alleu, Alleuia Seek ye first the kingdom of God And His righteousness And all these things, shall be added onto you. Alleu, Alleuia Poster Comment:beautiful.
Jokes - beware
Post Date: 2013-12-11 18:38:45 by Lod
12 Comments
I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair; but, by turning to religion I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's 25, and her name's Kathy. Went to our local bar with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 24 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary. My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's three schools this year! You'd ...
Epic Tom Mabe prank, convinces a drunk with 5 d.u.i. convictions that he has been in a coma for ten years
Post Date: 2013-12-10 11:34:37 by James Deffenbach
0 Comments
John Adorney (Music)
Post Date: 2013-12-08 11:45:28 by Pinguinite
0 Comments
I've had this guy's music for a long time, but one of my CD's cracked, and looking him up inspired me to post... Original, relaxing but upbeat music....
This Is What Happens When You Watch TV Mainstream Media News
Post Date: 2013-12-06 19:32:53 by X-15
3 Comments
Poster Comment:"Bullshit happening!"
Just for Fun: Why people move to South Texas.
Post Date: 2013-12-06 07:17:24 by noone222
3 Comments
Poster Comment:Well, I thought it was funny.
Top 7 Dog Breeds for Meeting New People
Post Date: 2013-12-05 19:07:01 by Buzzard
30 Comments
Move over grocery stores, dog parks are the new "go to" place to meet people these days. Dogs, in general, are matchmakers and certainly ambassadors to introducing us to folks we might not ever have known. There are, however, breeds that go the extra wag when it comes to meeting new people. Although all dogs are conversation starters, whether by their sheer size, appearance, temperament, or a behavior, here are seven canine standouts. Next time you take a stroll to the park, see how many new people you meet with one of these dogs by your side: Great Dane: Gentle, easy going, loving, and oh so huge in stature, we double dog dare you to take a Great Dane out in public and not meet ...
Texas cop shoots man after women refuse his ‘wife-swapping’ plan
Post Date: 2013-12-04 20:17:59 by X-15
5 Comments
A police officer in Texas has been accused of shooting another man multiple times after two women reportedly refused to go along with a plan to swap sexual partners for the night. According to the San Antonio Express-News, 29-year-old Olmos Park Officer Frankie Salazar and 33-year-old Jesus Edward Guitron had talked about swapping partners for several months. But when Guitron showed up at Salazar’s apartment on Saturday night, things did not go as planned. A woman who apparently came to the apartment with Guitron told police that they all had a few drinks, but she “didn’t feel right” and pushed Salazar away when he started kissing her in the bedroom. The police ...
Wrap Your Arms Around Me
Post Date: 2013-12-03 18:28:32 by James Deffenbach
2 Comments
Woman Kills Three For Last X-Box at Chicago Wal-Mart
Post Date: 2013-12-02 15:45:04 by X-15
6 Comments
A woman was arrested today for stabbing to death three shoppers at a Chicago-area Wal-Mart in order to secure the store's last X-Box One. Mary Robbins, a married mother of two, reportedly wrestled her competitors to the ground before fatally wounding them with a sharpened Phillips head screwdriver. The victim's names have not yet been released, but are said to include a sociology student at Northwestern University, a chemistry teacher at at local high school and a young pregnant woman buying a system for her brother. Robbins fled the scene and was apprehended at home hours later after police identified her license plates on the store's surveillance camera. Although many are ...
Do You Remember?
Post Date: 2013-12-01 19:57:46 by James Deffenbach
4 Comments
Right To Bear-Madison Rising (pro 2nd Amend rock)
Post Date: 2013-12-01 02:16:04 by farmfriend
3 Comments
An Old, Old Joke
Post Date: 2013-11-30 15:00:24 by Turtle
1 Comments
I read this joke as a kid. It must be ancient, but it's still funny. A high-school biology teacher asks Miss Smith, "What organ of the body enlarges to ten times its normal size during periods of excitement?" Miss Smith stammers and blushes and looks at the floor and says, "I don't want to answer that question." The teachers turns to Mr. Jones and asks the same question. "The pupil of the eye," answers Mr. Jones. "That's correct," says the teacher. Then the teacher turns to Miss Smith and says, "Two things are obvious, Miss Smith. The first is that you didn't study your lesson last night. The second is that your wedding ...
Knockout Game Explained By Philosophers From Zeno To Heidegger
Post Date: 2013-11-26 13:56:30 by X-15
1 Comments
Can we just exhaust all epistemic uncertainties right now and be done with it? Thumbing through my History of Western Philosophy, here is a crib sheet for the benefit of the Reality-based Community: pre-Socratic: The knockout game is impossible because a fist would have to traverse an infinite number of infinitesimally small spaces just to reach a head. Socratic: Those who admit they know nothing about the knockout game are wiser than those who think they do. Aristotelian: No man can be called happy until he has died never having suffered the knockout game. Scholastic: The knockout game is mentioned in neither the Bible or the Greek philosophers [sic- bad, second-hand translation from ...
17 Ancient Abandoned Websites That Still Work
Post Date: 2013-11-23 19:06:42 by X-15
3 Comments
1. Space Jam (1996) 2. Internet Explorer Is Evil (1998) 3. Ask Dr. Internet (1996) 4. Three Rivers Stadium (1998) 5. Fogcam! (1994) 6. You've Got Mail (1998) 7. Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow-Torches (1994) 8. The Robert DeNiro Page (1999) 9. Klingon Language Institute (1996) 10. CNN's O.J. Simpson Trial Page (1996) 11. Welcome To Netscape (1994) 12. Fantasy Baseball Home Page (1996) 13. Washington Post's "Year In Review" (1996) 14. Arngren (2004) 15. Bob Dole/Jack Kemp Presidential Campaign (1996) 16. Amanda Please (2002) 17. Zombo (1999)
Short Change Hero
Post Date: 2013-11-23 13:39:13 by James Deffenbach
11 Comments
The name is McTull, thank you
Post Date: 2013-11-20 15:27:58 by Jethro Tull
15 Comments
It's official, I'm a dual Irish citizen. In fact I'm a citizen of the European union, which includes the following countries; The ultimate 'Get out of Dodge' piece is now in place for yours truly. Up the rebels!
TIPS FROM THE REDNECK BOOK OF MANNERS
Post Date: 2013-11-18 20:42:13 by farmfriend
6 Comments
TIPS FROM THE REDNECK BOOK OF MANNERS 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. 5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home. DINING OUT 1. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label. 2. Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant may not have dogs. ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME 1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared ...
Latest [Newer] 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 [Older]
|