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Quick, before it's gone!!
Post Date: 2014-01-05 17:28:43 by X-15
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Top 4 articles under Breaking News: I am a gay man looking for a date Show Your Dick Here! Nigger at an AA meeting Why N1GGERS hate, gang rape and try to wipe out White people worldwide Poster Comment:Hahahaha!!!! They got jacked up by one of their own.....family feud.
Elephant Intelligence, Heartwarming story that is sure to touch you :)
Post Date: 2014-01-04 18:30:12 by X-15
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Heartwarming story that is sure to touch you. wink In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter ...
Mean Woman Blues
Post Date: 2014-01-03 22:57:47 by Lod
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Meet the 'boob artist', who creates £300 artworks by dipping her 30D breasts in paint - and has sold canvases to Russell Brand and Hugh Hefner
Post Date: 2014-01-01 23:20:12 by X-15
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A daring artist is putting her 30D breasts to good use - by using them as 'brushes' to paint pictures. Marcey Hawk covers her bosoms in paint and then presses them against her canvasses. The artist, whose work has been bought by celebs such as Russell Brand and Hugh Hefner, uses a mixture of colours and angles her breasts in different directions and shapes to create her eye-catching pieces. Marcey has five methods she favours: the whole breast print, nipple print, 'just the tip' method, the 'squish and swirl' and her newest method which she calls the titty twerk. She then sells her breast pieces online with some fetching up to $500 (£300). Since creating ...
Ohio Wife Torches Husband’s Truck After Getting Crock Pot and Cheap Lingerie for Xmas
Post Date: 2013-12-27 20:52:22 by X-15
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DAYTON — Police arrested 34-year old Tracy Waters yesterday morning after she allegedly set fire to her husband Dave’s 2013 Chevy Silverado Crew Cab in a rage over her Christmas gifts. “He gave me a slow-cooker and these red nylon crotchless panties with a push-up bra,” Mrs. Waters told police. “The bra had tassels for fuck sake. Tassels.” Police have charged Mrs. Waters with arson, assault with a weapon (“a 4-gallon ceramic crock pot with corn-on-the-cob pattern”) and using foul language in public. Mr. Waters told the Dayton Daily News that he was excited about his gifts for his wife and doesn’t understand why she became angry and turned ...
English Food is Horrible
Post Date: 2013-12-25 17:49:54 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:We just got back from having Christmas dinner with an English woman who fixed us English food. Talk about bland. Never again. I also found out that Yorkshire pudding is not a pudding.
Reggie's in Hawaii, too! whee!
Post Date: 2013-12-25 15:30:39 by Lod
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Among hundreds of of kenyan-grifters.
Merry Christmas 4um! Post your favorite Christmas Song here
Post Date: 2013-12-25 10:32:58 by Artisan
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Merry Christmas to everyone at 4um, I hope ya'll have the best peaceful joyous Christmas and blessed and prosperous 2014. Prayer for the Feast of Christmas Ant. A light shall shine upon us this day: for our Lord is born to us; and He shall be called Wonderful, God, the Prince of peace, the Father of the world to come, of Whose kingdom there shall be no end. A child is born to us. And to us a Son is given. Let us pray. Grant, we beseech Thee, O Lord our God, that we who rejoice in celebrating the birthday of our Lord Jesus Christ may deserve by holiness of life to attain unto fellowship with Him. Who liveth and reigneth forever and ever. Amen.
The Top Ten Stupid Ways Stoners Got Busted In 2013
Post Date: 2013-12-23 20:34:20 by Buzzard
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Here at the National Cannabis Coalition, we believe marijuana will eventually be legalized nationwide. Until then, cannabis consumers must remain vigilant to avoid the long arm of the law. Nobody’s perfect and bad luck can help police take down even the most cautious tokers. However, in 2013, a few stoners managed to do everything in their power to help police bust them for weed. Here’s our look back at the top ten stupid ways stoners got busted in 2013, with the hope that readers will take these as important lessons in how to avoid a free ride in a cop car. #10) Don’t park your car in the fire lane then complain to the cop with a joint behind your ear. Blake James Roy ...
Dumb People With No Lives
Post Date: 2013-12-21 10:50:53 by Turtle
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One of my friends mentioned he had watched a comedian talk about older retired people, who had no lives, so they spend their times peeking through their drapes: "What's that cat doing on the sidewalk in front of our house? He doesn't live on this street! He's up to no good. He's going to steal our silverware! He's going to rape us! Mabel!!! Call the swat team! WE HAVE A RAPIST CAT OUT HERE!!!" I've encountered these loons more than once. Some years ago I lived in an apartment complex, and the building on my left side had four retired people who had nothing better to do than look through their drapes. One was a spinster and three were retired military, the ...
Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me
Post Date: 2013-12-20 13:06:22 by James Deffenbach
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Poster Comment:One of my favorite songs from my "ute."
Did I read that sign right?
Post Date: 2013-12-20 00:22:24 by farmfriend
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Did I read that sign right? some of these are old but still funny! “TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW”They really mean it? In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Notice in health food shop ...
Bob Hope Christmas With The Troops
Post Date: 2013-12-19 11:04:28 by Horse
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Lol, George Zimmerman's artwork looks familiar
Post Date: 2013-12-17 13:24:36 by Ferret
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Over a decade ago the Democratic Underground forum purchased this image from PhotoDisc (now Getty Images) for about $20... And used it on the T-shirts they gave to DU donors... But if you zoom in a bit... And give it a little photoshop magic... Apparently it's now worth around $100,000!
My Mental Age
Post Date: 2013-12-17 08:55:20 by Jethro Tull
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http://mymentalage.com/ Poster Comment:I'm 49
On Thin Ice
Post Date: 2013-12-15 19:48:22 by X-15
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Poster Comment:That's vodka he's swilling in the bottle: VikingFjord
Seek Ye First/Canon In D
Post Date: 2013-12-15 18:15:35 by Artisan
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Seek Ye first the kingdom of God, And His righteousness, And all these things, shall be added onto you, Alleu, alleuia Man shall not live by bread alone, But by every word That proceeds from the mouth of God Alleu, Alleuia Ask and it shall be given unto you, Seek and ye shall find. Knock and the door shall be opened onto you. Alleu, Alleuia Seek ye first the kingdom of God And His righteousness And all these things, shall be added onto you. Alleu, Alleuia Poster Comment:beautiful.
Jokes - beware
Post Date: 2013-12-11 18:38:45 by Lod
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I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair; but, by turning to religion I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's 25, and her name's Kathy. Went to our local bar with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 24 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary. My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's three schools this year! You'd ...
Epic Tom Mabe prank, convinces a drunk with 5 d.u.i. convictions that he has been in a coma for ten years
Post Date: 2013-12-10 11:34:37 by James Deffenbach
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John Adorney (Music)
Post Date: 2013-12-08 11:45:28 by Pinguinite
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I've had this guy's music for a long time, but one of my CD's cracked, and looking him up inspired me to post... Original, relaxing but upbeat music....
This Is What Happens When You Watch TV Mainstream Media News
Post Date: 2013-12-06 19:32:53 by X-15
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Poster Comment:"Bullshit happening!"
Just for Fun: Why people move to South Texas.
Post Date: 2013-12-06 07:17:24 by noone222
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Poster Comment:Well, I thought it was funny.
Top 7 Dog Breeds for Meeting New People
Post Date: 2013-12-05 19:07:01 by Buzzard
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Move over grocery stores, dog parks are the new "go to" place to meet people these days. Dogs, in general, are matchmakers and certainly ambassadors to introducing us to folks we might not ever have known. There are, however, breeds that go the extra wag when it comes to meeting new people. Although all dogs are conversation starters, whether by their sheer size, appearance, temperament, or a behavior, here are seven canine standouts. Next time you take a stroll to the park, see how many new people you meet with one of these dogs by your side: Great Dane: Gentle, easy going, loving, and oh so huge in stature, we double dog dare you to take a Great Dane out in public and not meet ...
Texas cop shoots man after women refuse his ‘wife-swapping’ plan
Post Date: 2013-12-04 20:17:59 by X-15
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A police officer in Texas has been accused of shooting another man multiple times after two women reportedly refused to go along with a plan to swap sexual partners for the night. According to the San Antonio Express-News, 29-year-old Olmos Park Officer Frankie Salazar and 33-year-old Jesus Edward Guitron had talked about swapping partners for several months. But when Guitron showed up at Salazar’s apartment on Saturday night, things did not go as planned. A woman who apparently came to the apartment with Guitron told police that they all had a few drinks, but she “didn’t feel right” and pushed Salazar away when he started kissing her in the bedroom. The police ...
Wrap Your Arms Around Me
Post Date: 2013-12-03 18:28:32 by James Deffenbach
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