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Kill me
Post Date: 2024-02-07 00:49:43 by Esso

Kim's Kootie Free Saturday Night Music
Post Date: 2024-02-03 18:08:06 by Esso
PacHound wasn't home when I got here. I assume he was running around in his go cart, his truck was in the garage. I was in the shower. He says he was helping his friend out with a furnace humidifier. I'll check his phone later. This is probably what he was doing, Kim

Post Date: 2024-01-30 08:51:09 by Esso
Dr. Kimmy and I met in the late 70s at Roller Dome while roller skating. We drifted apart after 1980 when I got recruited to work for a government agency and was overseas a lot of the time with the Company. She said she looked me up through hospital records to see if I was still around and contacted me. She was living with me since just before Thanksgiving until a week or so ago until she could find a temporary place to live closer to Hospital City until her divorce is final. I'll make her a fancy dinner tonight to celebrate. When things settle down, I'll probably move in with her as long as her new house has a six-car garage and nice dancefloor. She doesn't want me to tell ...

"Facts" - Tom MacDonald (feat. Ben Shapiro)
Post Date: 2024-01-28 22:13:52 by The_Rock

Dr. Kimmy's Early Birthday Party!
Post Date: 2024-01-27 17:49:55 by Esso
It's the good doctor's B-Day next week. I went out this morning and got her flowers, it was $195 including snacks and groceries for a couple weeks. I wanted to take her out to a new bar I saw in New Haven a couple weeks ago on my way to the credit union and see if there was any dancing there, but the weather is really crapping out here. She should be happy when she comes downstairs, I cleaned a lot of the black stuff out of the tub/shower earlier this week. Join us for the party! I can't believe she found me 43 years after drifting apart. The way she did it was genius. HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM! You better slow down, I think our ages were about 15% apart back in the day, ...

I've got this - Doc & Esso's Saturday night THE DANCE
Post Date: 2024-01-13 19:19:48 by Esso
I'm home, all cleaned up and wearing a very large UNTIL VALHALLA shirt of Pachound's. He had to explain what Valhalla was to me. I'd never heard of it. He told me it was a country in Europe at first and to look it up. It's hard to tell when he's serious or kidding around. I'm taking control while he cooks our dinner. We're having pizza. I haven't had to cook since I moved in with Jim before Thanksgiving. I asked him how he learned how to cook. He said it was a matter of survival when his father died when he was 14 and his mother shut down and wasn't cooking for him and his little sister who was Down's and unable to care for herself. His mother was a ...

Great Comedy from 1941 Been looking for it for years.
Post Date: 2024-01-07 09:35:25 by Horse
Poster Comment:Ball of Fire is a 1941 American screwball comedy film directed by Howard Hawks and starring Gary Cooper and Barbara Stanwyck. The Samuel Goldwyn Productions ... Watch on Bitchute to save 4um money.

Lawyers, Guns and Money Saturday Night Drinkin', Smokin' & Dance Thread [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2023-12-23 17:41:11 by Esso
Poster Comment:Doc should be joining us shortly.

I'm gettin' older too...
Post Date: 2023-12-15 23:40:28 by Esso

Friday night music thread
Post Date: 2023-12-08 20:55:44 by Esso

Where the Hell are you, Dakkie?
Post Date: 2023-12-02 18:25:39 by Esso
If you don't get your ass off the couch soon, my new little roommate is going to get here and want my undivided attention. I don't know what she was up to when she rolled late this morning, but I don't think she was working, she had street clothes on rather than scrubs. Maybe she's dealing with family, divorce bullshit or is out getting laid. Don't care, none of my business. I should probably let her know that I'm not a penniless bum soon, but I think she kinda digs the delusion & danger. I did let her know who I worked for between 1980-1995. That got her tingly. Poster Comment:The Numbers Station (2013)

Separated at brith?
Post Date: 2023-10-18 21:12:46 by Dakmar
Poster Comment:I think that's the same guy.

Irresponsible Party Music From Adam 12
Post Date: 2023-09-30 15:35:08 by Dakmar
Everytime Reed and Malloy roll up on a noise complaint, the same crappy hippy music is playing. Not that cops are ever ever called on me, but I wonder if they would appreciate my sense of humor were I to blast this upon their arrival. Poster Comment:

Christine, I Hope You Dance
Post Date: 2023-09-19 06:07:30 by Esso
Poster Comment:The gal at the Eagles Hall in Waynedale was pretty unhappy when I got killed ten years ago while in her Texas Two Step class. There was a woman in Texas I just wanted to have a dance with. I should've blown off taking care of my dying mother. I ended up in the hospital, Mom died anyway. God, the New Haven/Ft. Wayne cops were so mad that I wasn't drinking. I haven't danced for 7+ years. I miss that.

Outraged Conservatives Think Lauren Boebert, Kristi Noem Crossed the Line
Post Date: 2023-09-18 08:23:44 by Esso
Following Representative Lauren Boebert's recent behavior at a theater in Denver and South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem's alleged affair with Corey Lewandowski, a longtime adviser to Donald Trump, some conservatives have taken to social media to criticize their actions. Boebert and Noem, both Republicans, have been the main topic of discussion recently due to their recent alleged behavior. Last Sunday, Boebert was escorted out of a performance of Beetlejuice for causing a disturbance by vaping inside the Buell Theatre. Meanwhile, Noem has faced recent allegations, in which the Daily Mail first reported on Friday, that she has been engaged in a years-long affair with ...

Pacman's Friday Night Feel Sorry Yourself Music Thread
Post Date: 2023-09-15 22:03:50 by Esso
For the 241 Marines, sailors and soldiers that didn't make it back home 23Oct1983 (40 year anniversary this year). To the firemen and medics that cut me out of a 2007 Honda and saved my life 10 years ago. For Dad. You made me become a full-blown man at 15 when you died. I kept the faith. I helped with with the fall of the USSR. To Ramette 5'2" (Cari). The clot-shot killing you even though you didn't know you got it, hurt me the most. I had the rest of our lives planned out. I think you did too. This is for you too, Cari. I miss you so muchPoster Comment:To all my friends that died due to Bidet's vax mandates. The first was Daria (Melissa, ...

Police do care
Post Date: 2023-07-21 16:51:33 by ghostrider
a little something from craigslist joke forum, enjoy. The police department in the small hill country town of Kerrville, Texas, reported finding a man's body last Saturday in the early evening in the Pedernales River near the state highway 87 bridge. The dead man's name would not be released until his family had been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting "someone" in Fredericksburg. When found, he was wearing black fishnet stockings, 10 inch spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 2 1/2 inch false eyelashes, and a Biden T-shirt. The police removed the Biden T-shirt ...

Post Date: 2023-06-06 18:11:49 by Esso
SB was in his late-30s when he became my pseudo-Godson. His little girl was probably about four. What's an ex-Company man supposed to know about kids? Children, so as not to upset StraitGate. "Ewwww, kids are goats, not children!" :) Picture two men standing back-to-back: Man #1 is in his mid-60s, 5'11", 2XL. Man 2 is in his mid-40s 5'8", M. Both men are armed to the teeth, not only with firearms, but with knowledge and a healthy disdain for government. Between the two men is a cute little pre-teen girl being protected from the LGBTQIA+ freaks. That's where Esso, Sling Blade and his daughter stand. Be advised, it's a free-fire zone. When I'm ...

Indianapolis 500 live updates: Results, leaderboard from IMS
Post Date: 2023-05-28 16:36:01 by Dakmar
The crowd at the 2023 Indianapolis 500 was expected by race officials to be one of the biggest in race history, and so far it has not disappointed. Indianapolis Motor Speedway President Doug Boles said earlier this week that it would be nearly sold out, with about 230,000 tickets sold. And that was not counting the Snake Pit or infield. Check out the massive crowd through the eyes of our photojournalists and reporters on scene: Poster Comment:33 alcohol burning cars running open headers about a mile away. 300,000 drunken fans. Helicopters. Blue Angels. Hookers. Fire Trucks. I couldn't hear any of it over the Mexicans a block away.Ok, I heard the Blue Angels for a second while they ...

Friday Night DJLJ Music Thread
Post Date: 2023-05-05 23:27:52 by Esso
Poster Comment:It's been a pretty intense couple days, actually months. THE Big Bank came up with the idea that I was doing something illicit to earn my money. Apparently, if I couldn't account for every dime I've made since high school, ALL my money and investments were going to be seized and I would be turned to the FBI and/or the IRS. Hopefully, after a two hour interrogation, the issue is resolved. There were several NDAs involved. Well, I saw my Godson, Sling Blade (DJLJ, @DJLG on ODYSEE) today when he came to do my, soon to be his lawn. We had an hour or so to talk because he wasn't working tonight. He's a great kid, makes Alex Jones look like a moderate. I had a ...

Fox News Ratings Plunge After Hiring Non-Blonde Anchor With No Cleavage
Post Date: 2023-03-24 14:15:09 by Pinguinite
NEW YORK, NY — The reign of cable news giant Fox News may have come to an end after top brass made a possibly-disastrous hiring decision, causing ratings for the nation's most popular news channel to plummet with the hiring of a non-blonde anchor with no cleavage. "Are you from the makeup team?" a confused Bret Baier asked his new, non-blonde co-anchor during the opening segment of Special Report with Bret Baier. "If you're from snacks, I need more mustard pretzels." After being introduced to the odd new TV anchor, Fox News' Dana Perino reacted with a low hiss and her ears flattened back in a threatening manner. Staffers quickly separated the two with ...

"Bruce Gallagan", Space adventurer
Post Date: 2023-02-21 18:48:35 by Pinguinite
Modern sci-fi throwback, 70's style.

Time for 4um domain name renewal
Post Date: 2023-01-24 00:21:48 by Pinguinite
Anyone want to volunteer? It's about $16 bucks per year. I can send details by PM so we won't have multiple people trying to renew at once. Thank you!

The Numbers Station - Full Movie- John Cusack, Malin Akerman, Liam Cunningham
Post Date: 2023-01-22 20:44:50 by Esso
A black ops agent (John Cusack) and a code operator (Malin Akerman) assigned to a remote CIA broadcast station, must work together to stop an attack that could change the world as we know it. You can't link it. Go to source. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lfz4TSCjd0Poster Comment:the "World Factbook" at www.CIA.gov is a great resource, I don't recommend using it too much or too often. You might elicit a visit.

Remaining Avengers Team Up To Battle Snow Plow
Post Date: 2023-01-07 11:16:20 by Pinguinite
LAKE TAHOE, NV — Following the horrific accident that sidelined Hawkeye, the remaining Avengers have reportedly joined forces to strike back against the villainous Snow Plow. Earth's Mightiest Heroes have stated they will stop at nothing to exact revenge on the monstrous machine that critically injured their teammate. "An attack on one Avenger is an attack on all of us," said Captain America in a brief statement to reporters as the team prepared to head up the mountain in search of their enemy. "Seeing Hawkeye in that ICU having his hair shampooed in one of those hospital shower cap things was sobering for all of us." Though the world was relieved to hear ...

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