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5 Bizarre Pitfalls of Owning a Classic Car
Post Date: 2014-04-18 16:05:16 by X-15
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I love classic American cars like a thrice-divorced 45-year-old tax attorney loves barely legal coeds. That is to say passionately, inappropriately and almost certainly inadequately while muttering whispered apologies to the beautiful thing I am probably ruining forever. But unfortunately, this is still a free country. So just because I shouldn't, under any circumstances, be allowed near these wonderful machines, that doesn't mean I'm not. When I first started owning these things into the ground, there were some downsides that I was aware of right from the get go -- the gas mileage, the work, the money -- but I've since encountered a few stranger, more serious pitfalls that, ...
Ron Shirley (Lizard Lick) - "Drop That Boom"
Post Date: 2014-04-18 14:16:46 by James Deffenbach
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The Brillunce of Turtle
Post Date: 2014-04-16 16:45:07 by Turtle
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I have a 1999 Chevy Lumina my father gave to me in his will (which replaced my POS Ford van, which went to the junkyard because I didn't want to replace the rack-and-pinion, which was gushing power-steering fluid). The water pump and the thermostat went out at the same time, and the belt needed to be replaced. So I took the old belt off, changed the water pump, replaced the thermostat, put the new belt on, and put in fresh antifreeze. Now it again runs like a champ. Turtle is amazing and and can do anything! Oh, yeah, the fuel pressure regulator went out a few months ago, and I changed that, too. It was leaking a little bit of gas. Cynicom is jealous of me.
Hugo Boss Awarded Contract For Joint Service Uniform Design
Post Date: 2014-04-12 21:19:25 by X-15
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WASHINGTON — The Pentagon has awarded a $3.3 billion contract to German fashion designer Hugo Boss AG for a new Joint Service Uniform to be worn across all military service branches, Duffel Blog has learned. Featuring a high button collar, knee-high spit-shine-able leather dress boots, and a rounded service-type garrison cap with plastic visor, the JSU concept evokes the crisp lines and sharp appearance of the uniforms Hugo Boss created for the German military from the early 1930′s through the mid-1940′s. “Standardizing service uniforms across all branches with the JSU will save a huge amount of money, and by eliminating the hodge-podge appearance of mismatched ...
Saturday Night Moves
Post Date: 2014-04-12 19:49:11 by Lod
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Poster Comment:Funny how the night moves...
Robert & Donna
Post Date: 2014-04-11 21:22:50 by Lod
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Poster Comment:Enjoy.
Against the Wind - with lyrics - great
Post Date: 2014-04-06 19:16:00 by Lod
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Man loses ‘tools’.... as hyena mauls his genitals
Post Date: 2014-04-06 13:09:14 by X-15
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MAN with a big heart for wealth has lost his manhood and three toes to a hyena that attacked him as he carried out a witchdoctor’s instructions in a bush in Chipata. Chamangeni Zulu of Njenjewa Village in Chief Mulonyeni’s area in Malawi is admitted to Chipata General Hospital after a hyena bit off his manhood and three toes on his left foot in bizarre circumstances. The money crazed man aged between 20 and 24, who was admitted to Ward B at Chipata General Hospital, said he lost his body parts in his quest to become rich. The incident happened on March 24, 2014 in Makungwa Lufu area in Chipata District in Eastern Province. Mr Zulu narrated from his hospital bed yesterday that ...
Judge rules jilted woman can keep $53,000 diamond engagement ring
Post Date: 2014-04-06 11:18:38 by X-15
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The first text message left Christa M. Clark incredulous. Her fiance of 14 months broke off their engagement. “Your doing this through a text message????” she replied. But his next text messages to the would-be bride put her in a good legal position. They were all a State Supreme Court judge needed to let her keep the four-prong diamond engagement ring, valued at $53,000, even though her ex-fiance wanted it back. Louis J. Billittier Jr. sued the 38-year-old woman when she refused to return the ring after their July 2012 breakup. Both sides presented their arguments in a civil trial in November. State Supreme Court Justice Russell P. Buscaglia this week awarded her the white ...
Why Cynicom's Wussy Cat Doesn't Stand a Chance Against Turtle's Pug
Post Date: 2014-04-05 17:15:49 by Turtle
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Broken Wings
Post Date: 2014-04-03 22:32:08 by Esso
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Poster Comment:For Marla, and everybody at 4um who is standing by me helping me with my broken wings.
Nude chicks with guns!!
Post Date: 2014-04-03 21:55:24 by X-15
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Poster Comment:;)
Male Chauvinists Unleash Toilet Seat Reign of Terror Across the U.S.
Post Date: 2014-04-03 17:07:30 by X-15
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Male Chauvinists and anti-feminist activists have now taken the war on women to the next level, unleashing an indescribable reign of terror. Government offices, restaurants, libraries, public schools, parks and stores across the country report that males are entering restrooms and leaving the toilet seats up. Women’s rights activists believe that this is being done with malice and forethought as part of a deliberate plan to humiliate and frustrate women. Diversity Chronicle’s own investigative reporters caught up with some traumatized women for their assessments of these troubling incidents. “I walked into the bathroom, but the toilet seat was up. I was scared. I didn’t ...
That's The Way I Always Heard It Should Be - 1971
Post Date: 2014-04-01 23:03:59 by James Deffenbach
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If Cynicom's Mutant Cat Ever Breaks Into My House
Post Date: 2014-04-01 14:27:52 by Turtle
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Loopy rock music...
Post Date: 2014-04-01 04:10:30 by X-15
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Cynicom's Wimpy Cat Beaten Up by Pug
Post Date: 2014-03-31 18:10:05 by Turtle
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Booze + pissed-off bulls = fun for us to watch!!
Post Date: 2014-03-26 15:21:34 by X-15
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Watch one old boy get freight-trained right into a wall at 3:51!! Hahahaha.....
Turtle in High School
Post Date: 2014-03-23 13:54:58 by Turtle
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The Time Turtle Got Bit by a Pit Bull
Post Date: 2014-03-21 11:36:49 by Turtle
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This was right after the bite. Three days later it reached its full glory. It was a completely unprovoked bite.
Shirley Q Liquor Reacts To Obama's Re-Election.mp4
Post Date: 2014-03-20 19:31:20 by James Deffenbach
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Secret Service uncovers plot by TEA Party to kidnap Obummer
Post Date: 2014-03-17 20:26:41 by X-15
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Poster Comment:If you've seen it before.........then laugh again!!
Foreplay Gone Wrong: Model Sues Playboy After 'Golf Tee in Butt' Stunt
Post Date: 2014-03-16 12:04:45 by X-15
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A model is suing Playboy and a co-host of one of its morning television and radio shows for $500,000 in damages after the host placed a golf ball atop a tee that was between her butt cheeks--and whiffed on his tee shot. Instead, Kevin Klein, the host, ended up whacking the model, Elizabeth Dickson, in the butt with the golf club, which prompted Dickson to sue for damages in Los Angeles Superior Court. According to CBS Los Angeles: According to the complaint, Dickson says she was invited to the Playboy Golf Finals at the Industry Hills Golf Club on March 30, 2012, where she was to help Playboy Playmates host. Dickson agreed to have a photo taken of her lying on her stomach “with ...
It's Never Too Late
Post Date: 2014-03-14 01:21:39 by James Deffenbach
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Your eyes are moist, you scream and shout As though you were a man possessed From deep inside comes rushing forth All the anguish you suppressed Up on your wall hangs your degree Your parents craved so much for you And though you're trained to make your mark You still don't quite know what to do It's never too late to start all over again To love the people you caused the pain And help them learn your name Oh, no, not too late, it's never too late to start all over again Well, it's much too late to start again To try and find a little bliss So on your woman and your child You release your bitterness You drift apart some more each day You feel the guilt and ...
The Coming Demise of Cynicom's Cat
Post Date: 2014-03-10 14:38:45 by Turtle
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