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Post Date: 2014-08-01 16:22:39 by Jethro Tull
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU'VE HEARD THE "BEST BLOND JOKE" EVER, ALONG COMES ONE LIKE THIS ... A blond heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blond came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?" The blond said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again." The ...

Tortoise Suspected of Helping Baby Alligator Flee the Zoo
Post Date: 2014-07-27 13:13:34 by Buzzard
A baby alligator named Carlos has broken out of a Michigan zoo, thanks to a large tortoise that regularly strolls around the area. Gary Moore, who runs the GarLyn Zoo in Mackinac County, suspects that the 12-inch hatchling was able to sneak under the double fence because the tortoise wore the dirt away from the bottom of the railing. Moore didn’t notice that Carlos was gone until a state police trooper stopped by the zoo last Sunday to ask if a gator was missing. Turns out someone saw Carlos along the highway where the 30-acre facility is located, but no one wrangled him, so he’s still on the loose. The alligator isn’t dangerous, but Moore thinks the young reptile ...

Where were you 45 years ago when we didn't walk on the moon?
Post Date: 2014-07-19 19:01:45 by Jethro Tull
I was in the Night Owl Cafe on Flatbush Ave drinking beer with a friend who just returned from 'nam.

Clothing line controversy after monkey’s body is matched with African-American boy’s face
Post Date: 2014-07-13 19:10:47 by X-15
A children's clothing line is coming under fire after a T-shirt featuring a monkey's body was paired with a cardboard cutout showing an African-American boy's face. The controversial combination seen in a photo uploaded to Twitter Wednesday is now creating ire and has prompted a quick defense by the company, Just Add A Kid, which is chalking it up as "a total misunderstanding." Click for Full Text!Poster Comment:LMAO!!!!!!!

Gun violence mars July 4th weekend in Chicago
Post Date: 2014-07-07 21:04:25 by Dakmar
CHICAGO — At least 14 people were killed and dozens more wounded in Chicago over the holiday weekend, breaking a relative lull in a city that has been fighting a high-profile battle against the scourge of gun violence. Chicago has been under scrutiny since 2012, when it was the only city in the nation to record more than 500 homicides. This year, Chicago had 172 homicides through June 30 — nine fewer than the same period last year and 82 fewer than during the first six months of 2012. While homicides are slightly down, shooting incidents have increased in Chicago during the first half of this year. Police reported 833 shooting incidents at the end of June 2013 compared with 880 ...

Are They Subtitles?
Post Date: 2014-07-05 23:26:30 by James Deffenbach

Turtle playing with his balls
Post Date: 2014-07-05 23:06:39 by farmfriend

Mrs Brown's sticky situation - Mrs Brown's Boys
Post Date: 2014-07-05 11:37:53 by James Deffenbach
This video is hilarious, at least I thought so. It does have some strong language so if you are easily offended you probably shouldn't watch it.

Post Date: 2014-06-28 01:12:36 by X-15
REASONS WHY AUSTIN IS THE WORST PLACE EVER I am a resident of Austin, Texas. Perhaps you’ve heard of us. We seem to be on the tip of everyone’s tongue lately. Everyone's investing in Austin; everyone's excited about Austin. It’s the live-music capital of the world; it’s on the cover of travel magazines, business magazines, and food magazines. It's simply the place to be. Well, fuck that. I’ve lived in Austin long enough to know that this city can drive you fucking crazy. It’s a sweltering, congested sub-metropolis full of slack-asses and yuppies who simultaneously take themselves too seriously and not seriously enough. It's a place where ...

#FreeTheNipple: This Bikini Top Sticks Two Fingers Up To Censorship [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2014-06-27 17:29:57 by X-15
Head to a beach this summer and you might see a bunch of women walking around with their nipples on show. But, before you drop your ice-cream cone on the floor and gawk, know that all may not be as it first seems. The women may very well be sporting the new TaTa Top - a bikini top with two pink nipples emblazoned onto the cups. At first glance the top may seem like some hilarious prank, but dig slightly below the surface and its creators have a distinctly more feminist agenda. While men are free to walk shirtless as they please, being topless if you're a woman is illegal in some American states. With that in mind the bizarrely realistic garment has been created in order to tackle ...

Johann Johannsson - The Sun's Gone Dim and the Sky´s Turned Black
Post Date: 2014-06-26 12:15:35 by Deasy
Abstract film by Magnus Helgason used as backdrop in Johann´s concerts. This is the single version of the song and it´s the one used in the trailer for Battle: Los Angeles.

Not Ready to Make Nice
Post Date: 2014-06-21 16:28:08 by Lod

Music for Peace: LINKIN PARK in RED SQUARE: "What I've Done"
Post Date: 2014-06-17 11:20:13 by Deasy

Elder LIVE on ValleyHomegrown 2010 (60+ minutes for Dakmar)
Post Date: 2014-06-17 09:59:55 by Deasy
Crank it up, Dak!

Neil Young - Powderfinger (redneck antiwar)
Post Date: 2014-06-17 00:17:51 by Deasy
Shelter me from the powder and the finger. Poster Comment:Look out, Mama, there's a white boat comin' up the river With a big red beacon, and a flag, and a man on the rail I think you'd better call John, 'Cause it don't look like they're here to deliver the mail And it's less than a mile away I hope they didn't come to stay It's got numbers on the side and a gun And it's makin' big waves. Daddy's gone, my brother's out hunting in the mountains Big John's been drinking since the river took Emmy-Lou So the Powers That Be left me here to do the thinkin' And I just turned twenty-two I was wonderin' what to do And the closer they ...

Govt Mule "War Pigs" Live HQ
Post Date: 2014-06-16 14:36:33 by Deasy
Poster Comment:My salute for those dying today in Iraq, and the root cause of their suffering.

When Your Baby Eyes Fall Out
Post Date: 2014-06-14 14:59:50 by Turtle
I told my seven-year-old nephew that when he turns eight his baby eyes would fall out and then his grown-up would come in. He half-way believes me. A woman, on hearing this, told me, "That's fucked up." Turtle just smiled, immune to what women think.

Cornpone Saturday: A collection of really bad songs
Post Date: 2014-06-14 14:11:39 by Jethro Tull

UNKLE: Rabbit in your Headlights
Post Date: 2014-06-12 02:27:25 by Deasy
Unkle - Rabbit In Your Headlights dir. Jonathan Glazer from Academy Plus (A+) on Vimeo. I'm a rabbit in your headlights Scared of the spotlight You don't come to visit I'm stuck in this bed Thin rubber gloves She laughs when she's crying She cries when she's laughing Fat bloody fingers are sucking your soul away... (Away... away... away...) I'm a rabbit in your headlights Christian suburbanite Washed down the toilet Money to burn Fat bloody fingers are sucking your soul away... If you're frightened of dyin' and you're holding on... You'll see devils tearing your life away. But...if you've made your peace, Then the devila are really angels ...

Aaron Neville - Crazy Love
Post Date: 2014-06-06 13:56:11 by Jethro Tull

Strip Poker
Post Date: 2014-06-06 12:02:42 by christine
Poster Comment:Love it....

Elder - Spires Burn
Post Date: 2014-06-06 10:48:56 by Deasy
You are the great betrayersThe wretches of the earthHailing with the torchesAs you watch the bridges burnPerched upon the spiresTowers built of filthInsipid your desiresUnbearable your guiltRise!I herald the coming of the ageWhen masters of the earthBecome their captor's slavesWe fed your weakened bodiesWe kept you from the coldNow you curse and spit upon meNow your treacheries unfoldEmpty path unwindingA frozen deadened starClosing of the circleReturning what is oursRise!You masters of the earthThe ones who gave you lifeWill watch your temples burn

Dozer - Big Sky Theory
Post Date: 2014-06-06 10:20:17 by Deasy
Say it onceTodayLet the weightDrop deadWell I should...Wonder whyDon't dareLet your griefAwayWell I could invite you all in this war...Arms controlA wasteJust a wreckNo spareLet it fold...So refuseTo dieBroken cloudsThe end is nighWell we could invite you all in this war...This end won't justify the meansThe truth has been a little bentYour men will turn into machinesIs that the letter of intent?And still we march right into warLike serpents trying to feel warmthAnd soon it all will just implodeThis nuclear storm will leave you cold..

Kyuss - Phototropic
Post Date: 2014-06-06 08:34:36 by Deasy
Poster Comment:Under light that I have never seen Go to the light, reach up to the beam Under light, under light Reach up to the sun or you can run Found the roof, the smallness of it all Found the roof, you will never fall You'll never, you'll never You'll never, you'll never

Turtle's Killer Pug
Post Date: 2014-06-01 14:41:12 by Turtle

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