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Roots grow out of vagina after woman uses potato as contraceptive
Post Date: 2014-10-03 13:08:19 by X-15
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After experiencing pain in her abdominal area, the Columbian woman went to a local hospital to get help. Embarrassed, she told nurses she had put a potato into her vagina two weeks ago, because she was advised it would prevent pregnancy. According to Columbiareports.co, the potato germinated and grew roots. The nurse who attended to the woman found the roots had visibly emerged from her vagina. The potato was eventually removed, non surgically. Sex education is a taboo subject in the conservative Columbian community after families boycotted classes aimed at informing the youth on such topics.

The Way You Look Tonight
Post Date: 2014-10-01 21:18:57 by Lod
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"They May be Stupid but They Sure Are Fun"
Post Date: 2014-09-25 15:52:20 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Todd Rundgren on women.

An Outdated Joke by Turtle
Post Date: 2014-09-23 12:22:22 by Turtle
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A high-school teacher asks a girl in the class, "What organ of the body enlarges to ten times its normal size during periods of excitement?" The girl stammers and blushes and looks at the floor and says, "I don't want to answer that question." So the teacher asks a boy, "Do you know the answer?" The boys answers, "The pupil of the eye." "That's right," says the teacher. Then he turns to the girl and says, "Two things are obvious. First, you didn't study your lesson last night. Second, you wedding night is going to be a terrible disappointment to you."

A Joke by Turtle
Post Date: 2014-09-22 12:56:25 by Turtle
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A dog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "We don't serve dogs in here," pulls out a pistol and shoots the dog in a hind paw. The dog hops yelping out of the bar. The next day the dog walks back into the bar with a huge bandage on his hind foot. He's wearing a ten-gallon hat and has a six-gun on each hip. He looks at everyone in the bar and says... "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

What Would Tiger Do?
Post Date: 2014-09-21 14:08:19 by Lod
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A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy." "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?" "Tiger Woods." "Tiger Woods, the golfer?" "Yeah." "Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him." The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you ...

Sophia's 80 Today - who knew?
Post Date: 2014-09-20 21:40:23 by Lod
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Ooh Baby Baby
Post Date: 2014-09-19 23:43:27 by James Deffenbach
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Pugs and Babies
Post Date: 2014-09-17 15:14:48 by Turtle
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The One Who Pays
Post Date: 2014-09-16 12:06:07 by Lod
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A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man! The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouts, 'Don't do it ! I lied when I told you I inherited money: HE paid for the Porsche I gave you. HE paid for our new cabin cruiser. HE paid for your football season tickets. HE paid for our ...

Doin' the Twist
Post Date: 2014-09-14 16:02:05 by Turtle
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Bulldog Skateboarding
Post Date: 2014-09-10 15:11:07 by Turtle
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Turtle's Anthem
Post Date: 2014-09-10 00:00:36 by Turtle
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Action Movie Kid
Post Date: 2014-09-09 20:10:49 by Turtle
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Bulldog Bouncing on a Trampoline
Post Date: 2014-09-09 19:54:13 by Turtle
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Sex After Death?
Post Date: 2014-09-06 11:57:47 by Lod
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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: "Marion, Marion." "Is that you, Bob?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "That's wonderful! What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud -- lots of greens). ...

How Did You Die?
Post Date: 2014-09-05 13:04:13 by Lod
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Two women are new arrivals at the Pearly Gates and are comparing stories on how they had died. First Woman: "I froze to death" Second Woman: "You froze to death? how horrible!" First Woman: "Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking form the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?" Second Woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV." First Woman: "So what happened?" Second Woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere, ...

If I Only Had My Mind on Something Else
Post Date: 2014-08-29 11:42:12 by James Deffenbach
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Magic Carpet Ride
Post Date: 2014-08-27 21:19:07 by Lod
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Tennessee Ernie Ford sings "John Henry"
Post Date: 2014-08-27 00:09:19 by farmfriend
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Poster Comment:saw a video of a guy with a scythe against a weed eater. Scythe won no problem. anyway made me think of this song. God I'm old!

Call Me (Anytime)
Post Date: 2014-08-20 22:18:01 by Lod
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Turtle's Favorite Dean Martin Song
Post Date: 2014-08-20 15:22:30 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:When Turtle was about seven my babysitter would take me across the street to a teenage hangout and I would play two songs over and over: Elvis Presley's "Kiss Me Quick" and this song by Dean Martin.

Ask a Ninja
Post Date: 2014-08-19 14:35:53 by Turtle
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Someone to remember me
Post Date: 2014-08-17 02:20:15 by scrapper2
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Click for Full Text!Poster Comment:A sad song about an individual dying. Metaphorically I think it could apply to America as we knew it dying.

Don't Mess with Turte
Post Date: 2014-08-16 23:17:30 by Turtle
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