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Always A Day Too Late
Post Date: 2014-11-15 20:52:53 by James Deffenbach

Roy Clark & Buck Trent - Ghost Riders In The Sky (music old school)
Post Date: 2014-11-14 01:38:13 by farmfriend

Heartwarming! This Cop Cares So Much For The People In His Town That He Doesn’t Kill Them!
Post Date: 2014-11-13 13:49:02 by X-15
Wow. Here’s one of those stories that just makes you smile. Mike Dirosa, a police sergeant in Jefferson Falls, OH, is going above and beyond the call of duty, taking it upon himself never to kill any of the 60,000 people who reside in his hometown. Dirosa, who’s lived around the corner from the police station his entire life, says he never killed anyone in his neighborhood while growing up. And even after joining the police department, he’s keeping up the habit. “These people have given me so much—not murdering them is my way of saying thank you,” said Dirosa, who admitted that fellow officers sometimes give him a hard time for adhering so obsessively to ...

This Is How Putin Rolls
Post Date: 2014-11-10 20:51:44 by X-15
Presented with no comment aside from a small adolescent smirk... Russian Fighter Jet or giant cock'n'balls?

Russian Lawmaker Proposes Mailing Putin Sperm to Impregnate Russian Women
Post Date: 2014-11-06 21:58:43 by Buzzard
I’ve heard of disseminating ideas, but this is ridiculous. The Russian-language newspaper, Trust, is reporting that an actual lawmaker—albeit one with a history of strange ideas—has introduced to the State Duma a bill that proposes extending the greatness of Russian by having children using the sperm of Vladimir Putin. To the best of our research, the Observer is the first to translate this strange proposal into English. “The essence of my proposition is simple”, says the Chairwoman Of Parliamentary Commission on Women’s affairs, Children and Family, Yelena Borisovna Mizoulina. “Each female citizen of Russia will be able to receive by mail the genetic ...

The Husband Seminar
Post Date: 2014-11-05 15:57:18 by Lod
At St. Peter's Catholic Church, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years. Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!' The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary? Giuseppe proudly ...

The Highwaymen - Waylon Jennings - Luckenbach, Texas.
Post Date: 2014-11-02 22:46:49 by farmfriend

A Charitable Husband
Post Date: 2014-11-02 16:26:32 by Lod
A wife arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. She screamed at him: "You're a pig! A pig with no honor! How dare you do this to me! I'm your faithful wife!" She was about to storm off when her husband stopped her with these words: "Wait a minute, let me at least explain what happened!" "Fine!" cried the angry wife, "but they will be your last words to me!" "Well, while I was driving along the highway, I saw this young girl here, looking tired and haggard. I felt sorry for her, so I brought her home. She was hungry, so I made her a meal from the roast beef you thought was ...

Happy Halloween 2014!!
Post Date: 2014-10-31 22:30:25 by X-15
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Fail TIME, Fun Compilation
Post Date: 2014-10-30 00:00:09 by farmfriend

Petition Calls for Victoria's Secret to Pull 'Perfect Body' Ads
Post Date: 2014-10-29 17:20:07 by BTP Holdings
Petition Calls for Victoria's Secret to Pull 'Perfect Body' Ads Lauren Tuck Assistant Editor October 29, 2014 Victoria’s Secret is sending mixed messages. The lingerie company is being criticized for its new advertising campaign for its new line of push up bras. The images causing controversy feature Angels Lily Aldridge, Behati Prinsloo, and Jasmine Tookes with the words “The Perfect Body” displayed across the poster. While the ads look no different than others Victoria’s Secret has promoted throughout its history — tall women with chiseled abs, long limbs, and about 0 percent body fat — the juxtaposition of the very thin models with the words ...

We have a new slow cooker
Post Date: 2014-10-26 23:59:00 by farmfriend

Super-Soft Liberals Up in Arms Over Batman T-Shirt
Post Date: 2014-10-26 20:16:33 by BTP Holdings
Super-Soft Liberals Up in Arms Over Batman T-Shirt by Adam L · Political correctness has gone to far, way too far. How can you tell? Because people are taking issue with the idea of woman marrying Batman. This t-shirt has super-soft liberals up in arms, all it because it supposedly implies that women need a man. God forbid women would want to become the wife of the kind of man batman is… a man of integrity, self worth and incredible drive. Maybe they just want all women to aspire to be another despondent welfare recipient who will vote Democrat. Poster Comment:God forbid. ;)

Shelter Me
Post Date: 2014-10-26 00:41:44 by James Deffenbach

Seven Magic Words
Post Date: 2014-10-24 16:59:37 by christine
I am going to reveal to you seven magic words. With these words you will have a new understanding of issues that most people have contemplated at one time or another. If these words were spoken years ago, we would have entirely different influences in music, movies, and language. If these words were spoken years ago, we would have a much smaller national deficit. If these words were spoken years ago, we would have all of our great cities prospering. If these words were spoken years ago, we would have far less violence and have far less need for gun control. Ready? . . . . . . We should have picked our own cotton. Poster Comment:Un PC

Poor Man
Post Date: 2014-10-24 00:55:55 by farmfriend

Always A Day Too Late
Post Date: 2014-10-18 20:35:08 by James Deffenbach
Ooh ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh I guessed there's no point saying this now It's done and you're gone, this doesnt count But now that you've gone away I've realised every day I made a mistake, You're the best thing I've ever found But now that I want you, You're moving on I tried to call you but nobody's home I didn't know this, till you went away I'm always a day too late Oooh ooooh oooh ooooh ooooh always a day too late I'm done I know, Waiting this long There's no explanation, For letting you go And you were right all along I missed you bad when you're gone I finally opened my eyes and now I'm standing alone And now that I want you ...

Omagh’s ‘Shawshank Husband’ Dug Tunnel From Bedroom To Pub Over 15 Years (Ireland!!)
Post Date: 2014-10-16 13:34:07 by X-15
An Omagh plumber tunnelled a hole from under his bed to the local pub 800 feet from his house over the course of 15 years, a court heard today. Patsy Kerr had been summonsed to Omagh County Court after it emerged he had been the cause of a collapsed sewage pipe from a neighbouring house. Kerr told the court about his secret tunnel and the reasons behind it: “The wife has a bad snore on her and after watching the Shawshank Redemption on RTE one night in 1994, I decided to do something about it so I waited til she was in a deep sleep and then set about digging a hole under the bed in the direction of the pub. I used all manner of tools from spoons to a heavy duty tunnel boring machine ...

What's your Spirit Animal
Post Date: 2014-10-15 03:11:55 by purplerose

When pigs fly.....
Post Date: 2014-10-14 19:34:43 by X-15

Sara X Does Mozart’s “Eine kleine Nachtmusik”
Post Date: 2014-10-13 16:15:59 by X-15

Buckethead--Nuff Said!
Post Date: 2014-10-09 01:44:04 by James Deffenbach

Ebola vaccine commercial
Post Date: 2014-10-08 16:11:54 by Jethro Tull

The penises grown in a lab: Scientists say organs could be tested on humans within five years
Post Date: 2014-10-06 12:24:53 by Jethro Tull
The penises grown in a lab: Scientists say organs could be tested on humans within five years Organs would be given to men with congenital abnormalities, or those who have undergone radical surgery for cancer or suffered trauma to the area Engineered penises now being tested for 'safety, function and durability' Created by team that implanted lab-grown vaginas into women this year By Anna Hodgekiss for MailOnline Published: 05:58 EST, 6 October 2014 | Updated: 08:05 EST, 6 October 2014 Scientists have successfully grown penises in a laboratory and say they could be tested on humans within five years. The organs would be used to help men who have suffered a serious injury to ...

Post Date: 2014-10-04 18:19:38 by Lod

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