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Switchin' Babies
Post Date: 2015-02-08 19:52:09 by James Deffenbach
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Poster Comment:From Willie's biography. He (Willie) says that his first prank was "almost his last"...Young Willie called a "mean, stingy, hateful" neighbor, told her he was with the phone compoany, and asked how much telephone cord she had coming out of her wall (this was in the days of permanently-attached phone cords)..She replied "It looks like about 6 feet".. Willie said "Well, you do have a problem..everybody's supposed to have 9 feet of cord...I just called your neighbor and she says she has 12 feet, so she must've pulled 3 feet of your cord over into her house." "She was furious that her neighbor had stolen her cord, ...

Roll over Mugabe
Post Date: 2015-02-05 19:19:22 by Jethro Tull
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Look what someone did with a razor
Post Date: 2015-01-31 13:49:18 by James Deffenbach
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Awesome Answer Machine Message From Queensland Maroochydore High School
Post Date: 2015-01-29 15:30:44 by Horse
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Where Have I Seen You Before?
Post Date: 2015-01-28 19:32:37 by James Deffenbach
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Bits and Pieces
Post Date: 2015-01-27 15:57:05 by James Deffenbach
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What Starts with F and ends with K
Post Date: 2015-01-26 01:04:22 by James Deffenbach
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A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were ...

Nightwish - Sleeping Sun
Post Date: 2015-01-25 21:29:21 by Katniss
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Dwarf Stripper Finds Love With Army Sergeant
Post Date: 2015-01-24 13:06:19 by Buzzard
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When Kat Hoffman was growing up in Bellefontaine, Ohio, bullies were a big problem for her. Hoffman, 26, was born with a form of dwarfism that stunted her growth at 3 feet, 11 inches and made her a target of teasing. “At school I felt like an outcast, people bullied me because of my size and I was angry at the world,” Hoffman told Barcroft Media. “High school was a difficult time, other kids were rude and brutally bitchy. I dreaded school every day -- no one wanted to speak with me.” However, when Hoffman turned 18, she discovered a way to make her short stature a big advantage when she visited a ..... Click for Full Text!

Texas dog found in Kokomo heading home
Post Date: 2015-01-23 22:17:03 by Dakmar
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Texas woman’s dog, missing since May, turns up in Indiana KOKOMO, Ind. (WISH) — Friday was the day a dog from Texas who ended up in Kokomo Indiana made his trip back home. A retired sheriff’s deputy from Galveston made the drive to Kokomo starting on Wednesday to pick up the dog named Blue. He arrived at the Kokomo Humane Society on Friday to take Blue home. Owner, JoAnn Navarro from Galveston said she was ecstatic to hear her dog was found alive and well some 1,100 miles away. Navarro said Blue vanished last May, along with her other pit bull. Navarro said she put them both in the backyard and the next day they were gone. About two weeks ago, a Kokomo Humane Society ...

Blast from the past
Post Date: 2015-01-21 20:06:40 by James Deffenbach
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2 dogbyte12 5:3-5 The anti christ shall be known by his words and deeds. Look ye at a man who yells weep weep like a freaking retard, that man shall stalk Ann Coulter. Beware of him, for he is the spawn of lucifer, and he shall be known as ReTard, anti christ extraordinaire. dogbyte12 posted on 2002-11-03

Two Italians (PG-13)
Post Date: 2015-01-21 20:01:30 by James Deffenbach
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Venanzio and Lorenzo were sitting on a bench in a New York park. "Hey," said Venanzio, "do you likea biga fat woman with a long straggley hair?" "No, I'm a no likea dat" replied Lorenzo. "Den, you likea da woman with a garlic comin' from her mouth alla da time?" inquired Venanzio. "Nope, I'ma no likea dat kinda either!" said Lorenzo. "You musta likea da woman with a big, thicka hips anna varicose veins, no?" asks Venanzio. "Notta me!" answered Lorenzo. "Den whya you keepa screwin' my wife?" Venanzio asked.

President Obama Delivers the State of the Union Address - Enhanced in 15 min LIVE ON YTUBE
Post Date: 2015-01-20 20:47:43 by Neo TryingtoWarnYou
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPHH1Ykx1jY

Welcome to DailyPaul.com Members! (Freedom4um members come inside Please)
Post Date: 2015-01-20 16:35:10 by Artisan
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The drama-queen Michael Nystrom over at the dailypaul.com has been whining for years with hysterics about closing his site,a nd he supposedly is now doing it. so all the folks are posting various forums and alternatives., I posted a link to 4um just now, so if anyone wants to welcome the lurkers who visit today, go at it. Here is what I posted as a reply at the dailypaul., in this thread No more Daily Paul? Here's some more Sources of information & inspiration! I like http://whatreallyhappened.com for daily news and also http://economicpolicyjournal.com and http://targetliberty.com. However, an actual forum is different. there is one that ive gone to for years and it's ...

Blind Date - video
Post Date: 2015-01-19 11:14:59 by Lod
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Lizard Lick Towing - Hook 'n Book Music Video
Post Date: 2015-01-18 13:48:30 by James Deffenbach
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Those crazy arabs and their sand dunes....
Post Date: 2015-01-16 23:12:08 by X-15
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Black Monopoly
Post Date: 2015-01-15 20:55:15 by Jethro Tull
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One Express Wash Please!
Post Date: 2015-01-13 20:09:44 by Katniss
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We Can't Build a Fire in the Rain
Post Date: 2015-01-11 20:27:56 by James Deffenbach
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Precious
Post Date: 2015-01-11 20:11:06 by christine
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NYPD cops 'banned from vacation time, sick days and even lunch breaks unless they stop slowdown and issue more tickets'
Post Date: 2015-01-11 15:14:57 by Ada
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One precinct - 105th Precinct in Queens - has reportedly been been told that time off is not allowed until police up their arrests and summonses Source: Across New York precincts have to give borough commanders 'activity sheets' indicating the number of arrests and summonses per shift NYPD cops are being threatened with no vacation days or sick time unless they stop their slowdown and issue more tickets. One precinct has even been told that time off is not permitted until police up their arrests and summonses, reports the New York Post. 'Everyone here is under orders — no time off' during the summons catch-up blitz, said one cop at the 105th Precinct in Queens. ...

Jeff Dunham's Mom Says, "Clean Up Your Act!"
Post Date: 2015-01-09 00:14:06 by James Deffenbach
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If I only had my mind on something else
Post Date: 2015-01-06 19:49:42 by James Deffenbach
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Poster Comment:One of my favorite songs. Beautiful and haunting, at least to me.

Man of Constant Borrow
Post Date: 2015-01-05 18:25:01 by James Deffenbach
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