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Poker Face - ILLUMINATI Reboot 2012
Post Date: 2015-07-01 08:41:43 by Bill D Berger

And God Created Texas
Post Date: 2015-06-30 10:58:23 by christine
And God Created Texas . . . God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired, "Where have you been?" God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused." God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example, northern ...

I'm a changed man, I'm hosting a local NAACP meeting...
Post Date: 2015-06-28 11:08:35 by X-15

Dukes of Hazzard remake
Post Date: 2015-06-26 21:43:33 by Armadillo
It's the General Glee. Them Duke Boys are at it again...

The Donald is In [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2015-06-16 11:50:21 by Lod

USS Gabrielle Giffords Christened As Navy’s First Gun-Free Warship
Post Date: 2015-06-13 21:43:11 by X-15
MOBILE, Ala. — Seeking to honor a retired congresswoman and 2011 shooting victim in the most considerate and respectful way possible, the Navy today christened the future USS Gabrielle Giffords (LCS-10), a first-of-its-kind, gun-free warship. Designed to hold a core crew of 40 sailors, the Independence-class littoral combat ship has been stripped bare of its Mk 110 57-millimeter gun, all four of its Mk2 .50-cal machine guns, its Evolved SeaRAM 11 cell missile launcher, and its entire cache of small arms, which are typically issued to boarding teams and watch standers. “Having this mighty warship be 100% gun-free not only helps to honor its heroic namesake, Gabby Giffords, but it ...

4um MIA: Houndawg, Original_Intent, PSUSA, wudidiz, Critter (Who else?)
Post Date: 2015-06-12 17:37:33 by Artisan
IndieTx was cool too, tho I'm not sure if he ever posted here. I hope all are well.OI was probably the most well- spoken classy gents I've seen on a 4um. PSUSA was a kindred spirit (until he became a "satanist"). He introduced me to the trucking industry & I followed his advice when I knew absolutely nothing about the industry.he was a trusted friend & his advice has served me very well to this day, & I thank him for that. Wudidiz always had a humorous & unique take on things. Critter was a cool guy despite being a mason. ;-) he offered some good tech advice. Who else?

Moose knuckles or camel toe?
Post Date: 2015-06-06 18:50:50 by Jethro Tull
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Work from home, make $10,000!!!!!
Post Date: 2015-06-01 11:25:08 by X-15

Romeo guinea pig causes baby boom
Post Date: 2015-05-28 13:04:08 by X-15
A guinea pig called Sooty enjoyed a night of passion with 24 females after fooling his way into their cage in south Wales. Sooty wooed the lady guinea pigs, one by one, and has now become the proud father of 42 baby guinea pigs from his two nights of passion. His endeavours left staff at Little Friend's Farm, Hopkinstown, Pontypridd, amazed at his stamina. Park owner Carol Feehan, 42, said: "I'm sure a lot of men will be looking at Sooty with envy. "We knew that Sooty had gone missing and we looked for him everywhere but never thought of checking the pen where we keep the females. "We did a head count and found 25 guinea pigs - Sooty was fast asleep in the ...

52 Ways to Piss Off a Liberal
Post Date: 2015-05-23 11:56:32 by BTP Holdings
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Apostate Pastor Rick Warren And Elton John Hold Hands In Congress, Joke About Kissing Each Other
Post Date: 2015-05-18 17:40:37 by Itistoolate
Apostate Pastor Rick Warren And Elton John Hold Hands In Congress, Joke About Kissing Each OtherLaodicean church pastor Rick Warren appeared in Congress with pop icon and outspoken homosexual Elton John on Wednesday to ask for more money for AIDS research. They were clearly having such a good time that they started holding hands as you see in the photo below. After taking their seats at the witness table, the giddy pair laughed and smiled as they held hands, with Warren saying “Amen” and cautioning Elton John that if they kissed it would be “the kiss heard ‘round the world.” Is Rick Warren trying to tell us something here, is there a "coming ...

Fred Phelps Westboro Baptist on 9/11 Truth
Post Date: 2015-05-18 12:16:37 by Artisan
Fred Phelps Westboro Baptist Church Vs Rick Warren's Saddleback Members (8/16/08

Texas goes on riot alert...
Post Date: 2015-04-28 21:40:58 by X-15
Poster Comment:...because #RedneckLivesMatter

Coloring For Grownups
Post Date: 2015-04-23 20:31:57 by Armadillo
Poster Comment:More available at ColoringForGrownups.com.

I Need A Pay Raise
Post Date: 2015-04-22 13:50:39 by Lod
An Austrian maid asks the wife who employs her for a pay raise. The wife became very angry about this and decided to talk to her about this raise. She asked, “Now Anna, why do you think you should get a pay increase?" Anna: “Well, Madam, there are tree reasons why I wunt the increaze. The 1st is that I do iron better than you." Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?” Anna: “Your husband he say so.” Wife: “Oh yeah?” Anna: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.” Wife: “that's a lie, who said you were a better cook than me?” Anna: “Your hozban he did.” Wife increasingly agitated: ...

I had no idea this could be televised on public airwaves....
Post Date: 2015-04-19 18:51:55 by X-15
Poster Comment::-o

Man Has Sex With A Hornets’ Nest And Dies
Post Date: 2015-04-16 21:55:11 by X-15
People who are terrified of bees, or the thought of human beings having sexual intercourse with bees, or the thought of dying, please be forewarned that you may find what I am about to tell you highly disturbing. A 35-year-old Swedish man known as “Hasse” was found dead outside of his farm this week in Ystad after having sex with a hornets’ nest. Let that sink in for a moment. Sex with bees. SOMEONE WANTED TO FUCK A SWARM OF HORNETS. Hasse’s bloated corpse had a total of 146 wasp stings, including 54 on his penis and balls. At this point you might be thinking to yourself, OK. So this guy got stung to death. That’s awful. It happened Macaulay Culkin in “My ...

Revenge of the armadillo
Post Date: 2015-04-14 19:37:49 by Armadillo
Authorities say a woman was accidentally shot by her son-in-law while he was trying to shoot an armadillo. The incident had a lot of people scratching their heads- even law enforcement. Lee County Sheriff's deputies said 54-year-old Larry McElroy was outside when he fired his 9 mm pistol at the armadillo. The bullet killed the animal, but also ricocheted off of it, hit a fence, went through the back door of his mother-in-law's mobile home, through a recliner she was sitting in, and into her back. Click for Full Text!Poster Comment:Dont mess with armadillos. Vengeance from the grave.

The Turbo Encabulator
Post Date: 2015-04-06 20:11:48 by Jethro Tull
The Turbo Encabulator - CLICK ME Don't miss this guy! A wonderful presentation. Rockwell International decided to get into the heavy duty automatic transmission business and they were getting ready to tape their first introductory video. As a warm up, the stage crew began what has become a legend within the training industry. Keep in mind, this is strictly off the cuff, nothing is written down. He had NO script! This was a rehearsal for camera, lighting and stage crew.

Diamonds and Rust
Post Date: 2015-03-28 21:26:18 by Lod

Bikini Fitness 2013 IFBB European Championships
Post Date: 2015-03-25 19:08:36 by christine
Poster Comment:Go to 17 mins to see the winners.

The Lion That Plays Football
Post Date: 2015-03-23 21:42:08 by farmfriend

How To Make A Toad Happy
Post Date: 2015-03-23 21:34:32 by farmfriend

Rollie, a southern three-banded armadillo, playing
Post Date: 2015-03-23 01:44:05 by farmfriend

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