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Title: Little Johnny
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Published: Oct 5, 2012
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Post Date: 2012-10-05 19:14:50 by Lod
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The teacher asks the kids in class "What do you want to be when you grow up? How about you, Johnny?"

"I wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch, give her a Ferrari to drive, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel the world, an Infinite visa card, and make love to her three times a day."

The teacher, not knowing how to handle this bad behavior, decides to ignore what he said continues the lesson.

"And you, Maria?"

"Well Miss," she replies, "I guess I want to be Johnny's bitch."

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#1. To: Lod (#0)

Maria is a smart girl !! Hell I want to be Johnny's bitch !!! lol

Paul Stanner  posted on  2012-10-05   19:40:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Paul Stanner (#1)

Who doesn't?

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2012-10-05   19:52:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Lod (#2)

That's it in a nutshell. lol

Paul Stanner  posted on  2012-10-05   19:58:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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