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The Greatest Movie of All Time
Post Date: 2011-03-17 11:49:06 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Teenagers from Outer Space!
Snake bites model Orit Fox's breast during photo shoot, reportedly dies of silicone poisoning
Post Date: 2011-03-16 15:48:39 by X-15
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A busty model and an angry snake together for a photo shoot – what could possibly go wrong? Orit Fox's attempt at seductive posing with a massive boa took a bizarre turn when the snake bit one of the Israeli B-Lister's surgically enhanced breasts in the middle of a shoot for a Tel Aviv radio station, ABC of Spain reported. All was going well for the silicone-addicted Fox until she tried to ramp up the sex factor by licking the snake. The move proved costly as she loosened her grip on the reptile, which went straight for the model's left breast implant and latched onto it for several seconds before being pulled off by an assistant. Fox was rushed to a local hospital, ...
Yesterday my Blog Got 101 Hits
Post Date: 2011-03-16 14:56:26 by Turtle
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If everyone had given me a nickel like I asked that would have been 101 nickels. I'm not sure how much that is, but I it's more than a dollar. People just don't want to pay for quality these days.
Why Men Will Always Rule the World!! [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2011-03-15 10:46:25 by Turtle
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Because men fix things (invent, discover, create) and women think sitting around talking counts as work.
Evil Racoon Attacks Pug with Eye Lasers
Post Date: 2011-03-14 12:38:25 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:That is one creepy-looking racoon.
Saturday Evening Tunes - Join In, Please
Post Date: 2011-03-12 22:52:18 by Lod
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Please go to the URL to enjoy this classic.
Poster Comment:Neil, either code to Auto categorize, or stoppit. Obviously it doesn't work at all, and is generally a pain in the ass when trying to post here. Thanks.
The FKN Newz - With Deek Jackson - "Earthquake Newsgasm" - Warning! Satirical Adult Speech Content
Post Date: 2011-03-11 19:38:57 by Original_Intent
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*** BROADCAST TRANSCRIPT *** Massive news quake and internet tsunami swamp global media with disaster jisum EU Leaders call for gaddafi to kill more people distracting the public from tyrants we like In the UK prince Andrew is not a fascist royal arms dealer with dick for brains Hello semi detached voyeurs welcome to the fkn newz im frank and to the point here are the headlies tonight… The most powerful news quake on the internet since records began has hit twitter, you tube and face book today triggering a devastating tsunami of online video ,and twitter tweets. News editors rushed to broadcast pictures of the devastation in Japan caused by a natural disaster as other less ...
Old Tennessee
Post Date: 2011-03-11 11:04:31 by James Deffenbach
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Women vs Men
Post Date: 2011-03-10 19:49:23 by farmfriend
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A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English , nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la ...
350+150=500
Post Date: 2011-03-08 15:36:58 by Turtle
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I had a guy ask me today what 350 plus 150 was. I told him 500. Guess what race he is?
Freebird!
Post Date: 2011-03-07 15:34:19 by PSUSA
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Cowardly Cat Runs from Pug!
Post Date: 2011-03-07 12:52:57 by Turtle
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Wishing On A Star
Post Date: 2011-03-05 20:07:41 by James Deffenbach
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Strange Way
Post Date: 2011-03-05 19:49:57 by James Deffenbach
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Joe Satriani -"If I Could Fly"
Post Date: 2011-03-05 18:47:59 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:The reason I rarely listen to the radio is because you don't hear much of the good stuff like this.
Turtle Encounters a Crazy Woman
Post Date: 2011-03-05 14:19:41 by Turtle
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A few years ago I walked out to my van and noticed the door was ajar. That puzzled me since I was positive I shut it firmly. Then I noticed off to my left side, about 12 feet away, a fortyish woman wearing wraparound sunglasses (which I dislike on anyone) appearing to give me a hostile look. She had a cellphone in her left hand. By this time I had alarm bells going off. Something was going on but I didn’t know what. When I opened the door to my van she asked me, “Is this your van?” What a dumb question. “Yes,” I said. “I called the police because you left your dog in this heat.” She had opened the door to my van. The dog in question was Mickey, my ...
The Brain That Wouldn't Die
Post Date: 2011-03-05 13:10:41 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Someday I'm going to make a movie about Nazi zombies controlled by Hitler's head sitting on a plate. And it'll have rats, too!
Tralalalalalalalalalala
Post Date: 2011-03-05 02:43:01 by Armadillo
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Poster Comment:What can I say...
Turtle Gets His Flying Car
Post Date: 2011-03-04 11:49:41 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:This was before my time but some of my friends remember it.
What's that? Just a Goddamn piece of paper you say?
Post Date: 2011-03-02 23:46:58 by Prefrontal Vortex
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Stare at boobs for longer life: Study [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2011-03-02 20:05:25 by farmfriend
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Stare at boobs for longer life: Study by Neharika Sabharwal - December 6, 2009 Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy. According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years. She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out." A five-year research on 500 men ...
Pugs and Turtles
Post Date: 2011-03-02 12:08:35 by Turtle
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Note to Turtle's Self
Post Date: 2011-03-01 11:55:39 by Turtle
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When answering the phone, "Hi Snookums" (smooch smooch) make sure it is your girlfiend and not a male friend.
Save the Last Dance for Me - Dolly
Post Date: 2011-02-26 22:01:04 by Lod
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Sucking Your Thumb
Post Date: 2011-02-26 11:51:42 by Turtle
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Several years ago I owned a taxi and noticed something surprising -- many of the five-year-old girls (but never the boys) sucked their thumb. And when they did, they were no trouble at all - calm and peaceful and quiet. I've even seen adults suck their thumb -- I saw a disturbed woman in an elevator (she had just left a public mental health center) sucking her thumb. Then I saw an obese woman in a motorized scooter with a pacifer in her mouth. My girlfriend told me people used them to break themselves from smoking. When I was a teenager the girl next doot showed me a photo she had taken of her 12-year-old sister sucking her thumb while asleep. Since many women babble too much, all ...
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