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(vid)The next generation of musicians is looking promising, if this girl is an example
Post Date: 2011-03-31 14:27:55 by PSUSA
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Playing Bark At The Moon by Ozzy

The Shortest Novel Ever Written
Post Date: 2011-03-31 12:28:46 by Turtle
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"Tramp! Trollop!" "I - I love you!" The End (or is it the Beginning??!)

Damn You Auto Correct
Post Date: 2011-03-31 10:12:24 by Lysander_Spooner
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damnyouautocorrect.com/22...-dyacs-from-october-2010/

The Damaged Women's Coalition angrily marched on the capitol this afternoon before returning later drunk and crying
Post Date: 2011-03-30 17:35:02 by Lysander_Spooner
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Damaged Women Stage Drunken 2 a.m. March On Washington

Judge Judy Rushed To Hospital
Post Date: 2011-03-30 15:16:51 by Jethro Tull
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Judge Judy Sheindlin was rushed to a Los Angeles hospital Wednesday morning, RadarOnline.com has learned. The Los Angeles City Fire Department confirmed to RadarOnline.com that a paramedic ambulance was dispatched to the KTLA Studios in Hollywood, where Judge Judy tapes her show, at 9:12 a.m. today. A 911 call was made and paramedics responded to a “medical call” and then transported the 68-year-old judge to a local hospital. Calls to Judge Judy’s rep from RadarOnline.com have not been returned. Poster Comment:Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Killer Pug Hates Mail
Post Date: 2011-03-29 16:41:17 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Funny.

You've got to watch this! Baby Emerson's reaction to his mother blowing her nose
Post Date: 2011-03-28 00:07:05 by christine
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Sammy Hagar & hang gliding
Post Date: 2011-03-27 18:29:11 by PSUSA
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Danielle Hope - Over the Rainbow (What a voice on this girl!)
Post Date: 2011-03-26 00:04:16 by christine
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TGIF Tunes
Post Date: 2011-03-25 20:31:00 by Lod
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Poster Comment:Please bring your favs. Thanks for the noise.

Liberal Guy and Liberal Gal Buy A Yugo
Post Date: 2011-03-25 11:59:59 by abraxas
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This was so hilarious I had to post it for all...... Liberal guy and liberal guy buy a Yugo.......sung to "In the Ghetto" tune. Unfortunately, a running Yugo could not be found for the filming of this video. They saved a lot gas, but they didn't get far......in the Yugo.

The Permanent Cure for Babbling Women
Post Date: 2011-03-25 10:59:16 by Turtle
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Woman: Babble babble babble babble. Man: Can you please not do that? Woman: Babble babble babble babble. Man: You’re being very disrespectful and violating my boundaries. Woman: Babble babble babble babble. Man: You’re going to force my hand. Woman: Babble babble babble babble. Man: Okay, you asked for it. WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP Woman: Wah! You spanked me! Man: Are you going to be quiet now? Woman: *Sniff* Yes. Man: Good. Now fix me a sandwich, get me a beer, then draw a hot bath for me. Woman: Okay. Man: Ah….peace and quiet…blessed relief.

The Only Way for a Woman to be Truly Happy [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2011-03-24 10:47:18 by Turtle
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“You horrid beast!” she cried, beating impotently on his muscular hairy chest with her tiny fists. “You, cruel, evil, lecherous, violent…male!” “Shut up, wench!” he snarled and began to ravage her. “Oh oh!” she cried in ecstasy, her clothes falling off. “I love you -- you, you – manly man!” She had finally, after decades of searching, found true happiness. He grinned. He understood women. Men were masters and women were slaves. Now, she understood it, too. And she was happy.

A good oldie I had forgotten about...
Post Date: 2011-03-23 13:23:43 by christine
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The Only Bad Thing About Pugs
Post Date: 2011-03-23 13:20:17 by Turtle
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Someone to Watch Over Me - Linda Ronstadt
Post Date: 2011-03-22 11:13:10 by christine
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Poster Comment:There's a saying old, says that love is blind Still we're often told, seek and ye shall find So I'm going to seek a certain lad I've had in mind Looking everywhere, haven't found him yet He's the big affair I cannot forget Only man I ever think of with regret I'd like to add his initial to my monogram Tell me, where is the shepherd for this lost lamb There's a somebody I'm longing to see I hope that he turns out to be Someone who'll watch over me I'm a little lamb who's lost in the wood I know I could always be good To one who'll watch over me Although he may not be the man Some girls think of as ...

Women Who Own Cats are EVIL!!
Post Date: 2011-03-22 10:50:05 by Turtle
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The animal a person owns is an expression of their personality. For example, pit bull owners have attitude problems and low IQs -- just like the dogs. Pugs, for another example, are funny, playful, exceptionallly loving dogs. Unfortunately, they're aren't very smart. In fact, "pug" and "smart" is an oxymoron. Cats, on the other hand, are sneaky, vicious, cruel, murdering, narcissistic beasts. So, of course, are the women who own them! It's become a cliche' that an ummarried or single middle-aged woman, with no children, and a cat, is someone to run away from. Why? Because she's like her cat! Do dogs climb trees and eat baby birds? No. But cats do. ...

Cats on Treadmill (Funny!)
Post Date: 2011-03-20 22:44:37 by christine
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Cats fitness brought to you by Funny Videos

Nitwit Americans in a Sentence
Post Date: 2011-03-20 14:43:25 by Turtle
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The Only Way to Fly
Post Date: 2011-03-19 12:18:40 by Turtle
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First Rule Women Should Know About Men
Post Date: 2011-03-19 11:46:21 by Turtle
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If you don't want it fixed, SHUT THE F**K UP!

Love The Irish
Post Date: 2011-03-18 23:35:01 by Eric Stratton
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Love The Irish Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!' Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.' ***** Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?' The man said, 'I do, Father.' The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.' Then the priest asked the second man, ...

Friday Night Forget Our Troubles Music [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2011-03-18 19:55:45 by Eric Stratton
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Turtle Seeks New Girlfriend
Post Date: 2011-03-17 13:38:37 by Turtle
22 Comments
Poster Comment:A picture is worth a thousand words. I'm available!

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